12.30.07

Sport - Meet Tanni Grey Thompson

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And I grew up in a sporty family which made it easy for me.


I was one of those kids at school who tried every sport.


I had a go at everything. I tried swimming, archery, basketball and tennis.


Eventually I found athletics, and I’ve never looked back.


I think there are even more opportunities these days for kids who want to take up sport.


There are more sports clubs around and more coaching courses for people who want to coach disabled athletes.


I would say the most important thing for a young athlete starting out is to find a coach they like and get on with.


It has to be someone you can work with week in, week out, and someone you can completely trust.




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Who was your inspiration as a young athlete?



When I was growing up, sport for disabled people didn’t get that much coverage on television.


But one of my first memories was watching fellow Welsh athlete Chris Hallam in the London Marathon.


I remember saying to my mum that I was going to do the London Marathon one day.


It was my dream to be there on the starting line with everyone else.


And if you’ve got that kind of dream it gives you something to aim for.


It’s important to have something you can focus on or have a plan to work towards.


If you put the hard work in, you have a chance of fulfilling your dream.





If you put the hard work in, you have a chance of fulfilling your dream


You train 50 weeks a year, how on earth do you stay motivated?



My biggest motivation is the fact that I desperately want to beat my husband, who is also an athlete.


I haven’t really got close to him yet though - and that makes me train even harder!


Focusing on him means I’m not getting preoccupied with any of my female rivals.


It keeps me motivated, especially through the winter when we’re not competing for three months and the weather is cold and rainy.


It’s a difficult time to stay motivated so having my husband there with me makes it a lot easier.


I’m also a very selfish person, in that I want to be the best I can.


I like pushing myself to the limit.


I’m very strong-minded and if I decide I want to do something, then I’ll go for it.


As an athlete, it’s important to have that sort of determination, but you also need to be fairly dating advices professional service.


You need to be able to deal with all the ups and downs.





Do you have to watch what you eat?

Tanni Grey Thompson with Daley Thompson

If you want to train well and hard, then you have to eat the right food


Even though I’m a hopeless cook, I still try and look after my diet.


If you want to train well and hard, then you have to eat the right food.


That’s not to say I don’t have times when I eat junk food, chips and a few other things that aren’t good for me.


But I do try to eat well most of the week.


I tend to eat a lot of internet dating safety tip - rice, pasta, potatoes and a lot of steamed vegetables.


I’m not a very good cook so I tend to stick with pasta and sauces.


My favourite is pasta with a tomato sauce, and bacon and onions mixed in.


You need to eat within half an hour of a training session and I can usually cook that and wolf it down in 15 minutes.


It’s good for you and it’s tasty - what more could you want.




Tanni Grey Thompson

Grey Thompson struck gold in four different events in Sydney

You swept the board on the track at the Sydney Olympics. How do you manage to cover such a variety of events - and be the best at them all?



Wheelchair athletes are very lucky.


Because we’re not using any weight-bearing muscles we can cover a whole range of distances - just like cyclists.


The training I do that enables me to be a good sprinter actually enables me to be good at a marathon too.


It’s great because if you’re having a complete nightmare in one event, you can do something else!


I train 50 weeks of the year and that keeps me prepared for whatever distance I want to race through the season.


Out of all the distances I race, I think I probably prefer the 400m.


I’ve never been the best starter in the world and however hard I work on my starts, they never really seem to improve that much.


That’s why the 100m is always a bit of a dodgy distance for me.


The 400m is nice because the start is not quite so crucial and you’ve got time to get going.


On the road I like the 10k because it’s long enough to stretch you but not too long that you’re absolutely exhausted at the end.




Tanni Grey Thompson

Remember to always wear a helmet and bright clothing when you’re out training, because racing chairs are very low to the ground and you need to make sure you can be seen

How does a racing chair differ from a day chair?



I only have one racing chair which I train and compete in.


That usually lasts me a whole season before I need to change it.


My racing chair has three wheels and is about 6ft long.


The chair I normally sit in is more like an armchair. I could sit in it all day.


I can probably only be in my racing chair for two and a half hours before I start feeling uncomfortable.


That’s why, when you’re competing at a high level, it’s important you have equipment that fits you.


My chair is custom built around my shape and I can only fit in it if I’m wearing one layer of lycra.


At least that ensures I don’t put any weight on!


When you’re new to the sport it’s probably best to borrow a chair for a little while or buy a dating free man tip one to start off with.


New equipment is expensive and that’s a good way of finding out if you like the sport and want to stick with it.


Before even thinking about racing though, the most important thing is to get fit first.


You need to have stamina to push a chair and it’s so much more difficult if you’re not fit.





What have been the high points of your career and have there been any low points?



Taking part in the Sydney Olympics has got to be the high point of my career.


The biggest crowd I competed in front of was 112,000 and it was an amazing atmosphere.


With hundreds of thousands of people in the crowd you wouldn’t think you’d be able to see faces, but I could actually pick out the faces of people I know.


I’ve had quite a few low points because that is the nature of being an athlete - you can’t compete well all of the time.


I’m most disappointed when I’ve gone to races and haven’t been as prepared as I should have been.


Sometimes you don’t compete well and there’s nothing you can do.


You can’t always win, but that’s ok if you feel you did everything you could.


It’s about being truthful with yourself.




Tanni Grey Thompson

I always keep a training diary

Do you have any training tips for athletes just starting out in sport?



Just be active. Go out and do some kind of physical activity four or five times a week.


I do a lot of other sports through the winter.


I play tennis and basketball and it helps me stay fit for racing.


It’s very important that you get a good technique early on in whatever sport you do.


It’s also important to spend the right amount of time warming up and stretching.


For wheelchair racing you’ve got to have incredibly flexible shoulders, so I do a lot of work on my shoulders as well as my elbows and hands.


Remember in sport you can’t just train two or three weeks before an event and hope to compete well.


It’s something that you have to do a little and often, especially if you’re new in sport.


Train a couple of times a week and think a long time in advance.





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12.29.07

News - Royal Mail’s Christmas rush

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This year, the Royal Mail expects that by Christmas day, it will have delivered more than two billion items.

And as it enters its busiest period the Royal Mail is offering customers some advice on how to make sure their post arrives on time.

Life won’t be made any easier by the fact that the Royal Mail has come in for stiff criticism in recent months for failing to meet delivery deadlines.

  • Breakfast’s Tim Muffett took a look behind the scenes at the Royal Mail sorting office in Greenford, Middlesex

    Click here to see Tim’s report and interview with the Royal Mail’s Gavin McRae

    We also want to know what you think. Click here to tell us your Christmas post stories

  • And russian woman dating advices service this page we’ve provided some information about last posting dates for the UK and Europe, and for airmail and parcels.

    There are also links to the Royal Mail and Parcel Force who have provided complete information about the deadlines and different services available for services worldwide

    Last Posting Dates
    Christmas Post
    UK First Class - Tuesday 21 December
    UK Second Class - Saturday 18 December
    Standard Parcels - Wednesday 15 December
    Airmail - Western Europe Monday 13 December
    Letters to Santa - Thursday 16 December
    Click here for a complete list of destinations and dates

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    The Royal Mail is determined to keep customers happy this year, it has even issued a deadline of 16 December for letters to Santa which it says will be replied to. The address is:

    Santa
    Reindeerland
    SAN TA1

    The Royal Mail has come up with some tips on sending your mail for Christmas.

    Advice

    Posting early obviously reduces the strain on the mail, customers are also being asked to make sure they use the right service for whatever they are sending.

    It says valuables should only be sent using Special Delivery, and always make sure the postcode is correct and printed in capital letters.

    When sending packages, ensure you include your address so the item can be returned if necessary.

    Certain items cannot be sent abroad, for example, sending alcohol to Canada is not allowed, and always make sure you weigh your parcel so you pay enough postage to cover delivery.

    You can also check a postcode by visiting the Royal Mail’s website from the link above.

    Customer Service Centre

    You can also get more help and information from the Royal Mail’s Customer Service Centre: Monday to Friday 0800 to 1930 and Saturday 0800 1430:

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    12.28.07

    Sport - Caption Competition winner 141

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    Holland’s Edgar Davids and David Beckham’s favourite referee Kim Milton Nielsen get cosy.

    Read on to find out whose clever caption won them a very, very nice prize.


    Edgar Davids got up close and personal with referee Kim Milton Nielsen during Holland’s 1-1 draw with the Czech Republic in Saturday’s Euro 2004 qualifier.

    But just what was said when football’s most famous spectacle-wearer and the often asian dating tip official shared a sweet moment?

    Our judges decided that Si Griffin, UK gave us the wittiest take on events with this imaginative effort:

    Davids acts quickly to prevent the first adult dating advices sites uk ref from floating away.

    And it’s a week of double glory for Mr Griffin because he’s also usurped Mike Goudge as the week’s most prolific captionner - with a whopping 15 entries published.

    As promised Si wins a mystery prize, which will definitely be either a luxury holiday in the Bahamas or a Sport Interactive goody bag.

    But let’s not forget the other competitors. A couple of our regulars make up the top three. Here are their entries, plus the best of the rest.



    Second place: Gerry Slawson, UK
    No one could relax at the pick-pockets’ annual bash.

    Third place: Ed Duffy, UK
    Les Dennis reminds young Edgar that one more top answer would win the Davids family the car.



    The best of the rest:

    Pick-pocket finals ends in a draw.


    Don Goudge,
    UK


    Davids: “When they said football lacked passion, this isn’t what they meant, Kim!!”
    Rob Morris, UK

    Match Of The Day


    Mark Abbott,
    England

    Nielsen: I just blew to say, I’ve booked you. (Explanation for the
    dating and relationship tip: Davids looks a bit like Stevie Wonder who had a hit with I Just Called to Say I Love You.)

    Andy Bell and Stevie Wonder arrive at the pop stars charity football game.

    Richard Day, Singapore

    Nielsen: If you were as tall as me I’d be touching your bum now.

    Davids: These glasses you sold me are no good, I still can’t see Gerry Slawson!
    Nielsen: Well I have seen him and I wouldn’t complain if I were you!

    Piers Taker, Singapore

    Tommy Lee had to have a word with Will about his costume for the MiB3 audition.

    Richard Day, Singapore

    Nielsen: No Edgar, you can’t bring your dog onto the pitch.

    H Jarse, Singapore

    New hairdo, fake tan and comedy disguise glasses - 250 quid.
    New shirt with first name and higher number - 50 quid.
    Beckham getting sent off again by Nielsen - priceless!

    Piers Taker, Singapore

    Davids: No I don’t need any help with crossing the road but I’d be grateful if you had any tips on crossing the ball.

    Richard Day, Singapore

    The Czechs questioned the ref’s impartiality during the singing of the National Anthems.

    H Jarse, Singapore

    Davids: Are you sure this mutual kidney examination is entirely necessary doctor?


    Richard Day,
    Singapore

    “I just don’t see why you always have to make such a spectacle of yourself!”
    Joanne Buttle, UK

    When Kim agreed to go on a blind date he didn’t think it would be with Stevie Wonder!

    Rob Ascough, England

    The new series of Blind Date has really gone downhill!

    Brownie, UK

    With ever increasing fears over security, frisking soon became second nature.

    Si Griffin, UK

    Barrage of ‘Tango’ jokes crashes BBC Sport webserver.

    Ed Duffy, UK

    Davids is consoled after he finds out that Duckworth-Lewis compensates for shortened play, rather than shortened players…

    Adrian Wade, British Columbia, Canada

    In a new move for Michael Barrymore, ‘My Kind of Midfield Dynamo’ went surprisingly well.

    Grae, UK

    As yet another decision went his way; Davids became attached to the referee.

    Si Griffin, UK

    Elton John and David Furnish out on the town…


    Richard Pasco,
    Uk

    Neilsen: “I got you to hold my hand.”
    Davids: “I got you to understand.”
    Neilsen: “I got you to walk with me.”
    Davids: “I got you to talk with me.”
    Both: “I got you babe.”


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    Nielsen “You know Mel, I always thought you were the best-looking one of the Spice Girls”.

    John Lloyd, Ireland

    Edgar’s blind date with the leggy Swede called Kim wasn’t going quite to plan.

    Rob Ascough, England

    Amazingly, after many years as a pro-footballer Davids still had problems with the on-side rule.

    Mark Abbott, England

    Slim ‘n’ Shady


    Mark Abbott,
    England

    Here we come,
    Walking down the street,
    We get the funniest looks from,
    Everyone we meet…

    Vinnie, Ireland

    Hollandaise sauce.


    John Lewis,
    Finland

    Two Cap Comp competitiors complain that they can only beat Mike Goudge if a: the BBC publish all their entries and b: they stop mis-spelling Milke Goudge’s name….

    John Lewis, Finland

    The Dutch players wait in eager anticipation as Davids leads the referee into their carefully-crafted ambush.

    Si Griffin, UK

    The referee’s ‘personal’ assistant.


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    Whatever you do, don’t mention Nicky Butt…


    John Lewis,
    Finland

    Learning to take the ref with the smooth…


    John Lewis,
    Finland

    In order to thwart Gerry Slawson, the two footballing professionals agree to remain totally visible.

    John Lewis, Finland

    “So you’re saying if I put sequins on the back Beckham will love me again?”
    Chris Jackson, England

    It’s the last wife-swapping party I’m coming to.


    Geoff Dagger,
    UK

    Actually they’re not glasses…they’re swimming goggles. I’m afraid of the flood-lights…

    Adrian Wade, British Columbia, Canada

    “Uncle Kim, that naughty David Beckham just kicked me in the shin”. “There, there now, just let me get to my red card.”


    Chris Fields,
    UK

    “Did you see me with Beckham on the caption competition the other week?”

    David Hamm, UK

    As he turned away, the ref knew at least he’d won the crowd’s respect with his ‘All the Pies’ sticker.


    Mark Abbott,
    London

    I really think we could be the new Torville and Dean


    Mark Singleton,
    England

    Come on, let’s do our best to help Mike Goudge into the Guinness Book of Records.

    Dylan Stupid, UK

    Czech-mate.


    David W,
    UK

    No, I asked for a dating advices christians, not an Edgar-in-orange.


    Rob Falconer,
    Wales

    Love is…being proud of your partner no matter what their job is.
    Michael Eaton, England

    Kim got ready to implement the new Fifa directive - eliminate the tackle from behind.

    Mark Mullaly, Birmingham, UK

    Davids distracted the referee whilst Beckham gave Simeone a proper kicking this time.

    Si Griffin, UK

    You’re much nicer than that other David.


    Paul Monkman,
    England

    “Well, it’s got to be better than shaking hands with a seven-foot zebra.” muses Edgar Davids.

    Si Griffin, UK

    “Make a pass at the Dutchie on the left hand side”.


    Dave Smith,
    NL

    Fancy an orange squash?


    Colin Beasley,
    Wales

    After ten pints, Edgar’s vision became impaired trying to pull a leggy blonde.

    Mark Singleton

    Nielsen: “If you hadn’t messed up that triple salko, we’d have been in with a shout there.”
    Ed Duffy, UK

    Kim: So Edgar, I have to ask you…why the glasses?
    Edgar: Well Kim, when I look into your eyes, I must say, your beauty is almost blinding.
    Kim: Oh I see, so why long braided hair, Edgar?
    Edgar: Well I wouldn’t want it getting in the way of my eyes when I’m entranced with your beauty, Kim.
    Kim: Oh I see, so why the orange strip, Edgar.
    Edgar: Well Paul Gscoigne was in the changing room there, ate one more pie and exploded.

    Andrew McFarlane, Scotland

    The Men In Black apprehend another bug-eyed alien.


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    Big Arnie finally gets to grips with the alien from predator.

    Mark Singleton

    Davids: our future is so bright that I have to wear shades.

    Kalk, Holland

    Referee-sy Lover


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    The sequel to ‘Strictly Ballroom’ didn’t quite live up to expectations.
    Graham Small, Wales

    Another special moment on Valentines Day, Davids given a card
    Steve, UK

    Nielsen: “Becks says, can he have his shirt back yet?”
    Tall Tone, England

    The new Milk Tray advert gets a mixed reception.


    Nick B,
    England

    In one of football more tender moments, Davids and Neilsen compare hernias.

    Pigsy, UK

    FIFA directive 1327: To make sure no incidents are missed, players shall be assigned their own personal referee.

    Si Griffin, UK

    Kim: This reminds me, I must get in touch with that Greek Newcastle player, ‘Davids-ass’.

    Martin Rose, England

    Halfway line-dancing.


    Martin Mills,
    England

    The tango competition got off to a bad start when both competitors tried to lead.

    Garry Waddell, U.K.

    Kim: “I’ll buy you dinner tonight.”
    Ed: “No, we’ll go dutch.”


    Martin Mills,
    England

    Jaffa do the fan-tango?


    Kevin Darley,
    England

    The Director’s cut of Moulin Rouge featured some surprising cameos.
    Martin Mills, England

    Davids checks out his new purchase - the perfect counterpoint to his Becks figure in the front room.

    Marcia, Australia

    “Danske, Kim?”


    Chris Wheatley,
    New Zealand

    Love is blind.


    Ralph Critchley,
    England

    “My eyes are like limpid pools you say, Edgar? Well yours are like headlamps on a 4WD!

    Chris Wheatley, New Zealand

    Ohhhhh, the grand old duke of York.


    Bill Innes,
    Canada

    These beer goggles really do work…you look gorgeous!!

    Steve, Noosa, Australia

    The paparazzi fall for Nielsen and David’s April fool.

    KP, UK

    Milton? Oh, I had it changed by deed poll from Kong.

    Byron Greedy, Wales

    Davids: “You know what Kim, this time next year, we’ll be millionaires”
    Michael Eaton, England

    Pass the Dutchman from the left-hand side.


    Ed,
    UK


    The ref signals for eight minutes of Edgar-time.


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    Jordi La Forge thanks his barber for the hair extensions.

    Si Griffin, UK

    As Nielsen lowered his hand, Davids began to realise the full implications of the half-time ventriloquism act he’d foolishly agreed to.

    Si Griffin, UK

    Davids and Goliath


    Si Griffin,
    UK

    Kim and Edgar discuss tactics before the start of the three-legged race.

    Mark Mullaly, Birmingham, UK

    Is it just me or does this remind you of the film B.F.G?
    Darren Astley, Wales

    UEFA anger management trials get off to a good start…

    David W, UK

    Bullseye host, Jim Bowen, takes Davids to “come and see what you would’ve won…”

    David W, UK

    Davids gets the wrong idea when Nielsen asks for his number…
    David W, UK

    The introduction of a three-legged race greatly improved the half-time entertainment.
    Richard Morris, Scotland

    I’ve never seen an eye-bra before.


    Robert Lindsay,
    UK

    Ed thought Kim helping him off the pitch was stretching the Stevie Wonder gag a bit too far.

    Martin Mills, England

    Davids will at last be able to bring Nielsen and Beckham together after another audacious raid on Tussauds.

    Ed Duffy, UK

    A case of the blind leading the blind.


    Mike Goudge,
    U.K.

    Davids is leaving the field - he seems to have pulled something.
    Nick B, England

    Edgar reassures Kim that there will be space for his witticisms despite Mike Goudge’s prolific display.

    James, UK

    The introduction of a three-egged race greatly improved the half-time entertainment.
    Richard Morris, Scotland

    Kim: You put your left foot in… Now take your left foot out… or I’ll book you!
    Adrian Wade, Canada

    When I look at your glasses I keep seeing a reflection of perfection itself.
    Jan Wroblewski, Surrey

    Edgar Davids explains to the ref that this game was supposed to be just a walk in the park.
    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    Act 8 ‘The Jaffa Cake Dancers’ was the most unexpected in the history of Dutch ‘Opportunity Knocks’.
    Martin Mills, England

    Kim: “I’m better at the egg and spoon race.”


    Martin Mills,
    England


    “I’m a huge fan, Mr. Nielsen. And that Grecian 2000’s taken years off you.”
    Ed Duffy, UK

    Adidas? - Oh I thought I had to have Davids ass on my arm.
    Mark Mullaly, Birmingham, UK


    Davids: “If that decision was correct, I’m a Dutchman … d’oh!”
    Ed Duffy, UK

    One man down, Davids cunningly persuades Nielsen to join the wall…
    David W, UK

    Nielson in shock after giving a “girl” a cuddle.


    Rob Morris,
    UK

    “I must say, Jaap Stam was much better at the hokey cokey than you Edgar.”

    Richard Webber, England

    Dr. Evil inspects Mini-Me’s “tractor-beam” sunglasses….
    John Lewis, Finland

    Edgar’s blind date with the dark leggy stranger didn’t work out quite as expected.
    Naomi Grace, UK

    Refs never make passes to players that wear glasses.


    Howard Gough,
    UK

    Kim: “Edgar, if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

    Michael Eaton, England

    Lyric influenced Kim Milton finds his own “long-haired lover from Amsterdam”.

    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    Edgar Davids seen giving lessons in Highland dancing: “Right Kim, now remember it’s heel, toe - heel, toe - 1 2 3….”

    Richard Morris, Scotland

    Referee charm school pays off for Kim Milton as Edgar Davids agrees to meet him after the match.

    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    Siamese twins have problems in choosing which career in football to take.

    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    “And the winner of tonight’s Tango comepetition is…..couple number eight.”

    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    Prankster referee Milton gives superstar Edgar Davids a wedgie.
    Mike Goudge, U.K.

    “You feel OK: how am I?”


    John Lewis,
    Finland

    PLEASE don’t give me a red card ref: it’ll clash with my shorts…
    John Lewis, Finland

    You’re right, our future’s bright …


    Clare Daniele,
    UK

    Edgar: “I can lead you to Oshtin Powersh Farsher…”


    John Lewis,
    Finland

    Davids says “I have a spare pair of glasses in my locker if you want to borrow them…”

    David Dibb, UK

    Davids says” Excuse me Mr Nielsen, I was wondering if you could get me your sister Bridget’s autograph.”

    David Dibb, UK

    “You’ve just been Tangoed, Kim.”


    KP,
    UK


    No seriously in Italy and Spain they are saying orange is the new black
    Justin Price, England


    Kim: “Edgar, when I said to come and tango with me I didn’t mean you had to wear tango clothes…”

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    12.27.07

    News - Hit year for Sound of 2003 stars

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    At the end of 2002, BBC News Online published its Sound of 2003 list - 10 new music artists who came top of a survey of critics and opinion-formers to find the hottest new stars.

    Here, we revisit the list to see how the 10 acts fared over the last 12 months, ahead of the Sound of 2004 list being published next week.

    Check the site from Monday, when we will reveal one artist from the top five every day until the winner and full top 10 are announced on Friday.

    Sound of 2003 top 10

    1. 50 Cent
    The last 12 months belonged to 50 Cent in the US after his album, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, became the fastest-selling debut ever. It went on to become the online dating safety tip album of 2003 in the US, while his hit single In Da Club achieved the same feat in the singles market. His past as a drug dealer and shooting victim gained him notoriety and he is now rivalling his mentor Eminem as the top rapper in the US.

    2. Electric Six

    The Electric Six

    The Electric Six had two UK top five singles

    If you heard rock fans shouting “Danger! Danger!” or “I want to take you to a gay bar” in 2003, it was this Detroit group’s fault. Wild and silly but catchy and eminently danceable, their catchphrases and good-time attitude earned them two top five hit singles - although they were seen as a novelty band by some.

    3. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
    One of the leading groups to come out of New York since The Strokes, this trio enjoyed critical acclaim and some commercial success in 2003. Three singles reached the UK top 40, peaking with Date with the Night at 16 in April. They were also nominated for the Shortlist Prize - the US equivalent of the Mercury Music Prize - and got a Grammy nomination for best alternative album.

    4. The Thrills
    This Irish group found a large audience with their dating conversation tip sunny Beach Boys-inspired tunes, although they did not break into rock’s premier league. Their debut album, So Much for the City, was one of the soundtracks to the summer and was nominated for the Mercury Music Prize. Three singles reached the UK top 40, led by Big Sur, which hit number 17 in June.

    5. Dizzee Rascal

    Dizzee Rascal with Mercury Music Prize

    Dizzee Rascal became the first rapper to win the Mercury Music Prize

    The UK urban breakthrough artist of 2003, Dizzee Rascal produced one of the freshest and most innovative sounds of the year. Armed with a distinctive quick-fire rapping style and harsh beats that mixed UK garage and hip-hop, his debut album, Boy in Da Corner, won the prestigious Mercury Music Prize, beating the likes of Radiohead, Coldplay and The Darkness.

    6. Interpol
    New York art rockers Interpol were the only artists in the top 10 not to have a UK top 40 single in 2003. But their stylishly brooding debut album Turn on the Bright Lights turned many heads and earned a nomination for the Shortlist Prize.

    7. Audio Bullys
    With pumping bass, pounding beats and punky vocals, London “dirty house” duo lent some attitude to dance music. The year saw them break out of the club scene and into mainstream music, and their single We Don’t Care reached number 15 in January.

    8. Mario
    This teenage US singer failed to capture the hearts of the soul audience in 2003. The adolescent pop on his debut album was not enough to propel him to mainstream success in the US - but he did enjoy top 30 hits in the UK with Just A Friend and C’mon.

    9. The Datsuns
    New Zealand’s premier guitar grinders The Datsuns made a splash at the start of the year, gaining a reputation as an explosive live band. They were named best live act at the NME Awards but they struggled to transform their on-stage energy into sales.

    10. Sean Paul

    Sean Paul

    Sean Paul had hit duets with Blu Cantrell and Beyonce

    Jamaica’s latest idol was one of the year’s smash hit stars, taking dancehall reggae to the top of the charts around the world. He scored five UK top five singles in nine months, including a number one guest spot on Blu Cantrell’s Breathe. He also hooked up with Beyonce on Baby Boy while his solo track Get Busy was one of the biggest-selling singles of the year in the US.

    The ones that got away

    The Darkness

    The Darkness

    The Darkness shot to fame in the second half of 2003

    The spandex-clad rockers were the success story of the year in UK rock, bringing the fun back to a guitar scene that had been dominated by serious and stony-faced bands for a decade. They were known in the music industry before 2003 - but not one music expert tipped them in the Sound of 2003 survey because no-one thought they could make it.

    Evanescence
    June saw this US goth rock band burst to the top of the charts after their song Bring Me To Life appeared on the soundtrack to the Ben Affleck film Daredevil.

    The Black Eyed Peas
    One of the year’s biggest-selling singles came from this LA-based hip-hop group with Where Is the Love?, taken from their third album.

    Jamie Cullum
    This charismatic young pianist and singer became the most popular jazz artist the UK has seen for decades when his album Twentysomething was released.

  • The Sound of 2003 list was compiled from the recommendations of almost 40 music critics, DJs and dating advices keibler stacy, who were each asked to give three tips for the top. Artists who had UK top 20 singles before 1 January 2003, and those who found fame on TV talent shows, were not eligible.


    Originaly from: News - Hit year for Sound of 2003 stars page

  • 12.26.07

    Newsround - Book Review: The Amazing Story of Adolphus Tips

    Posted in Dating advices, Dating tips at 6:39 am by zaira

    Author

    Michael Morpurgo

    February 2006

    The story

    This is the tale of Michael’s grandma’s experiences as she grew up in Slapton in Devon during World War Two, told through her diaries when she was 12 years old.

    It’s based on a true story.

    It’s 1943 and Lily’s village is needed for soldiers to prepare to invade France so they must all move out of their homes.

    But Tips, Lily’s treasured cat, has other ideas and stays in the danger zone.

    Lily has no choice but to crawl through the barbed wire and see if she can find her beloved pet.

    The characters

    We first meet Lily through the eyes of her grandson, Michael (or Boowie as she calls him). She’s quite old and her husband has just died after a long illness.

    Then you find out all about her through reading her teenage wartime diaries. She feels like a real teenager - she thinks thoughts she wishes that she didn’t and she gets upset and doesn’t know why.

    You get to know all her family - her grumpy grandfather, her scruffy Uncle Tom and her mum, who’s sad because her husband has gone off to war.

    There’s also Barry, a townie who’s been evacuated to Devon and ends up moving in with Lily’s family.

    Then there’s Harry and Adie - Adolphus T Madison - who are black American soldiers in England preparing to invade France - once they’ve helped Lily find her cat first, of course.

    Highlights

    There’s a couple of really sad bits gay jewish dating advices the tear-jerker part when Lily’s teacher Mrs Blumfeld persuades her grandfather to leave his farm.

    It’s also really exciting when Barry and Lily have a narrow escape from the practice explosions.

    And the end - which we can’t give away - makes you smile.

    Any weak bits?

    No, this book even makes you think about history and what it was like for ordinary people living through the war years without being too dating advices sites uk free, sentimental or nostalgic.

    Unputdownable?

    If you think a book made up of a girl’s wartime diaries is going to be boring, then think again.

    This is the sort of book you read at one go because you simply can’t wait to see what happens next. As Lily would say, this book is supreme.

    NR rating:
    five out of five

    Have you read this book?


    I have read The Amazing Story of Adolphus Tips by Michael Morpurgo and, as usually am when reading a book by Michael Morpurgo, excited to find out what happens next. It’s full of funny moments plus a few tearjerkers to! lol. I definitely recommend this to any Michael Morpurgo fans out there, well actually, to anybody really!
    Dan, 13, Oswestry


    I think it sounds brilliant and I love reading about World War 2 I think it is fascinating.

    Jessica, 11, Liverpool


    I read this book when it came out in hardback a few months ago and I loved it, I thought it was a really absorbing read. I like cats and books about the Second World War so it was a really good choice for me! If you like either of those I think you’d enjoy the book.
    Immy, 13, Tunbridge Wells


    I think Adolphus Tips is amazing but I have not read all of it.
    Caitlin, Kirkintilloch

    Originaly from: Newsround - Book Review: The Amazing Story of Adolphus Tips

    12.25.07

    News - Aussie boot battle takes an Uggly turn

    Posted in Dating advices, Dating tips at 2:35 am by zaira

    After international trade disputes about everything from plastic bags to shiitake mushrooms, could woolly boots be next?

    Just two weeks after Australia and the US signed a landmark trade agreement and proclaimed themselves the firmest of friends, there is a groundswell of anger at the treatment of an “Aussie icon”.

    The ire focuses on Deckers Outdoor, a Dating kid tip company which bought small Australian footwear firm Ugg Holdings in 1995.

    No one much minded that Americans were producing Ugg’s comfortable but dowdy sheepskin boots; they didn’t even gripe when Deckers shifted production to cheaper China.

    Getting heavy

    But now Ugg boots, thanks to the unguessable alchemy of high fashion, have become a celebrity must-have, and things have turned nasty.

    Aggrieved Australian footwear makers complain that Deckers is going to aggressive lengths to safeguard its Ugg trademark, which it acquired for two dozen countries when it bought the firm.



    We have no intention of putting anyone out of business. Everybody should be able to sell sheepskin boots if they want to; what we don’t want is confused customers


    Tom Fitzsimons, Deckers’ patent attorney

    Tony Mortel, whose family have been making sheepskin boots since 1958, is one of dozens of companies banned from selling on the internet.

    “If it’s got a U and a G in it, they’re after it,” he snorts.

    According to some reports, the firm even leaned on the publishers of the Macquarie dictionary, standard-setters for Australian English, to reflect Deckers’ trademark in its definition of Ugg.

    Mr Mortel claims to have lost some 300,000 Australian dollars (126,000; US$238,000) as a result of the embargo, and says the Australian sheepskin trade is out of pocket to the tune of A$20m.

    “We’re being railroaded out of our own market share,” he says.

    Different versions

    Hazy history is partly to blame.

    The official Deckers line on the Ugg boot is that it was more or less invented by Brian Smith, an Australian surfer, in the 1970s.

    Mr Smith had the good sense to trademark the term Ugg, as well as variations such as ug, ugh and so on, and passed those legitimate rights on to Deckers.



    I am convinced that we will get this trademark cancelled


    Tony Mortel, sheepskin boot maker

    Er, not quite, say Deckers’ opponents.

    No one is absolutely straight on how the boots were invented - surfers, farmers and World War I pilots are all possible culprits - but all agree there has been a tradition of making boots and calling them Uggs since the first half of the 20th century.

    They were so familiar a feature of Australian life, the argument goes, that no one thought to trademark the name.

    “‘Ugg’ is a generic term like ‘trainers’ or ’sneakers’,” says Sharryn Jackson, a member of the Australian parliament who has taken up the case of bootmakers in her constituency.

    “It defies belief that an Australian icon would be trademarked in the US.”

    Protecting our good name

    Deckers insists it is doing nothing wrong.

    “[Deckers] has invested a lot of money and time in the brand, and in order to protect the brand we will try to stop unethical dealers who try to confuse the public as to a product’s origins,” says Tom Fitzsimons, a trademark lawyer at US law firm Greer, Burns and Crain, who represents the company.

    “There has also been a lot of investment in marketing so that people recognise Ugg as a brand.

    “We have no intention of putting anyone out of business. Everybody should be able to sell sheepskin boots if they want to; what we don’t want is confused customers.”

    The existence of trademarks dating back to the 1970s in every corner of the globe is a sign, the company insists, that Ugg is by no means a generic term.

    Kicking up a fuss

    Nonetheless, a campaign is slowly building.

    Other MPs have raised the issue, and Ms Jackson says she is trying to put together a lobby group of businesses to force the federal government to take note.

    Mr Mortel, meanwhile, has formed the Australian Sheepskin Good dating tip, whose campaign - under the rallying cry “Save our Aussie icon” - hopes to attract 50,000 supporters.

    Mr Mortel has already failed to win an appeal before the tribunal of ICANN, the body that rules on internet domain names.

    But he is pressing on with action aimed at Deckers’ original trademark rights.

    “I am convinced that we will get this trademark cancelled,” he insists.

    Bye-bye, Vegemite

    The case, if it emerges, promises fireworks.

    Cross-border copyright and trademark disputes are among the most treacherous avenues of international law.

    In this case, there is the added dating tip that the trademark under dispute is - like Portakabin, for example, or Hoover - far better known as a word than as a brand.



    What might appear a parochial little spat is about pretty big money - sales of Ugg boots have trebled in the past couple of years


    And Aussie pride adds spice to the mix.

    Everyone involved in the case insists that chauvinism is not the issue, but Australians are becoming increasingly touchy about corporate colonisation.

    After a wave of investment in the past few years, iconic Australian brands such as Vegemite, Violet Cumble, Aeroplane Jelly and Kangaroo Matches are now in foreign hands.

    At the same time, a host of local firms are polishing their Aussie top dating tip in an attempt to cash in on the patriotic market.

    One website, Ausbuy, gives consumers tips on how to read labels - “Australian made”, for example, does not necessarily imply that a product is free of foreign taint.

    Wonga

    More to the point, what might appear a parochial little spat is about pretty big money.

    Sales of Ugg boots have at least trebled in the past couple of years, Tony Mortel reckons; thanks to the patronage of Kylie Minogue, Gwyneth Paltrow and others, prices in the fanciest European markets can top 300 euros a pair.

    Deckers, which reckons it will sell US$45m-worth of Ugg products this year, thanks the boots for a tenfold increase in its share price since the beginning of last year.

    At the end of January, it announced plans to expand the brand into handbags and other leather goods.

    With such wonga on offer, it’s hardly surprising that Australian firms - to use the vernacular - want a fair suck of the sav.


    Originaly from: News - Aussie boot battle takes an Uggly turn page

    12.23.07

    News - The Lunchtime Bonus Question

    Posted in Dating advices, Dating tips at 10:39 pm by zaira

    Original article News - The Lunchtime Bonus Question
    The winner of this week’s Lunchtime Achievement Award and the prize keyring is Stuart Cowley, aka Stu, for his shamefully wrong question on Wednesday. Accepting his award he said: “An almost worthy replacement for my lost Blue Peter badge.”

    LBQ roll of shame

    To mark the first anniversary of the LBQ, you were invited to enter an extra contest to write a story using as many of the answers from the past year in no more than 150 words. Extra points were awarded for being convincing and incorporating references to current events.

    List of winning entries


    FRIDAY

    Friday’s answer is “A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF SCIENCE”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    An astrophysicist’s coping mechanism?
    Mark Starling, London

    If all the brainpower devoted to generating wrong answers for the LBQ was spent on useful science like the dating tip of dogs, how much additional science could be accomplished each Friday?
    KT, Pretoria

    Andrew Culley, from Grantham: as far as Flux Capacitors are concerned, you seem to be saying that when they work theyre brilliant, but I am going to put it to you that your observation lacks what?
    Gerald Moynihan, London

    Rik Waller BSc MSc
    Charlotte, London, UK

    How does Peter Mandelson keep bouncing back - is it black magic or …..
    Dave Williams, Prudhoe, UK

    A not so brief history of time?
    Christopher Thorpe, London

    What do tabloids omit in technological stories?
    Edward, Bath

    I have found that giving retractable pencils and set squares to small children merely results in damage to wallpaper and trips to the hospital. What does creating designer babies actually require?
    William Bailey, Halifax

    What’s the difference between an Honorary Doctorate and a Nobel Prize?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    What does it take to dunk the algorithmically perfect biscuit?
    Phil B-C, Maidenhead

    If ignorance is bliss, what is misery?
    (Of course, a real scientist would point out that this is flawed logic, but there you go.)
    Brian Ritchie, Oxford

    Staying “naturally beautiful and slim” takes what?
    Jac, Caerphilly

    The report into the intelligence gathering prior to the Iraq war show that the infamous dossier contained a lot of assumption and spin as opposed to what?
    James Rigby, Wickford, Essex

    Science Fiction minus Fiction equals?
    Phil, Bristol

    SCIENC ?
    John Underwood, Edinburgh

    Largin’ IT?
    John C, Oldham

    What, in simplistic terms, is the space / time continuum?
    Rob Holman, Chislehurst, Kent, England

    So apart from beards, bad fashion sense, and outdated hairstyles, what have scientists really done for us?
    Suz, Grenoble

    The difference between first world and third world?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    Boris Becker’s haircut?
    Oliver Hughes, London

    What did it take to engineer and manufacture the LBQ keyring?
    Sarah Findlay, Cape Town

    There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium…
    (and I could go on but the judges will tell me off)
    Becky, London

    Four and twenty blackboards chalked with pi?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    A hard lesson to swallow?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    What is needed to win an encyclopedia of baseball?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    The one thing we know for sure that black holes contain?
    Edward Green, London

    What do you give an airhead who’s got everything?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    What do Etonians call double physics followed by double chemistry followed by double biology ?
    Daniel Ward, Eastbourne, UK

    How an BA student perceives a BSc Degree?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    All wrong. The correct question was how did the makers of a proposed TV programme defend their show which is going to set one man’s sperm against another’s in a race for fertilisation.



    THURSDAY

    Thursday’s answer is “I AM LOOKING LIKE AN AIRHEAD”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    If space hoppers could talk?
    Lisa M, Southampton

    Bad translation of ‘that bubbly must have gone straight to my head’?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    Head Zeppelin?
    Rob Holman, Chislehurst, Kent, England

    What does a girl with a windfarm on her head say
    Jayne Suttle, Swanage

    Why am I speaking in speech bubbles
    DC, Lostwithiel

    About time - I’ve been waiting all week for the caption competition
    Sion, Fleet, UK

    Who is Bill Payer?
    PJ, S

    What’s another way of saying, “I still support the war but, knowing what I know now, would vote against it”?
    Norman Dawes, Bury St Edmunds, UK

    Martha’s worst fear?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    One downside of being in charge at Swanwick?

    Brian Ritchie, Oxford

    When there is light at the end of the tunnel (that goes from one aural canal to the other)?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    Last year my older brother told me of a band from the sixties called “Tractor”. He said that they were bigger than the Beatles and more shocking than the Sex Pistols, but, strangely he had none of their records. I asked him why? He said that he had sold them all years ago and that he was no longer a fan of theirs…that they had sold out, big time. Until quite recently I have been telling my mates at school that my brother was an “Ex-tractor Fan” as they all giggled. From where I’m standing I look like what? Yes…
    Gerald Moynihan, London
    (The LBQ editor thought he made himself clear about this line of questioning.)

    Seventy-two submissions to the LBQ, and not one published. Wait a minute, what’s that ‘Send’ button for?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    The pneu black?
    Edward, Bath

    Lucy in the sky with cubic zirconias?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    What’s an airhead?
    Jayne Burton, Sevenoaks

    Bibendum?
    Lynn, England

    New breed of superteacher fuelled by a 78 /21 Nitrogen, Oxygen mix?
    Lee Stubbington, Tonbridge, Kent

    ( :-) ?
    Nik, Cambridge

    Is East Anglia in Spain?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    And the bottom line of the eye-chart Mr President? (snigger).
    Kieran Boyle, Oxford

    Well I’ve heard about being puffy under the eyes, but this is ridiculous.
    Helena, Northampton

    Why can’t I find what I am looking for?
    Kaylie , Runcorn

    How I hide my plans for world domination?
    Sarah, Oxford

    Typical. I make one comment about women not cleaning behind the fridge enough, and what’s the result?
    Edward Green, London

    I am female, I am blonde. To the latest garage mechanic to try to rip me off, this means what?
    Catherine O, Maidenhead

    What statement follows asking who Bill Payer is?
    Marie Carver, Woodford, Essex, UK

    What did the airhead forget to say?
    Mike Scott, Great Yarmouth

    All wrong. The correct question was why does Imelda Marcos oppose a new film about her spending habits.



    WEDNESDAY

    Wednesday’s answer is “FRIENDLY BUT POWERFUL”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Disabled personals dating advices please…
    Evan, UK/Dubai

    Sharon Watts?
    Chris Spencer, Wimbledon

    What is a half-correct description of Canada?
    Meagan Crump, Toronto

    Lime Cordial?
    Neal Berridge, Nottingham

    Why are the Red Arrows so popular?
    Dave Godfrey, Swindon

    The King of Hearts?
    Matt Price, Henley-on-Thames

    When you send your kids to dating single tip woman camp in the US, they come back aloof, powerful, and with an Austrian accent. When you send your kids to the same type of camp in Britain, they come back…?
    Ainy, Baltimore, US

    Vlad the Home Improver?
    Paul, Leeds

    David Banner’s personal ad?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    Atomic Kitten?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Tidal wave?
    Chris Watsom, Bristol

    Pol Pet?
    David Butcher, Kirkham

    (I apologise in advance for the sugaryness of this question) - A smile?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    An Intercontinental Holistic Missile?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    The Daleks on a bank holiday?

    KMR, Cardiff

    A Pedigree Chum?
    Chris Stocks, Chesham, Bucks

    Fortunately for you all, the voices in my head?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    The Incredibly Nice Hulk?
    Sarah Findlay, Cape Town

    First impressions from seeing Candace showing off her (well deserved) LBQ keyring?
    David, UK

    Bruce Forsyth’s Generator Game?
    Nick Nevin, London, UK

    How should a good deli smell?
    Rupert K, London

    A sheep in wolf’s clothing?
    Dave Godfrey, Swindon

    The Goodfather?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    A nuclear family ?
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Blond bombshell?
    Chris Brayley, Bromley

    How would you best describe hand-reared garlic?
    Trevor, Bloomsbury

    The Charge of the Polite Brigade?
    Kip, Norwich

    Suggest two qualities that might be equally advantageous in a god or a dog?
    Ben Moxon, Guildford

    Nice Admiral?
    John, London

    The nicest way to describe my, ahem, handshake.
    Rachael, UK

    Brothers With Arms?
    Andrew Magowan, London

    Joules Holland?
    Nigel, Winchester

    Elephants on dope ?
    Phil, Nimes

    Friends in high places?
    Becky, London

    Fluffy the vampire slayer?
    Sarah, Oxford

    Ming the mirthful?
    Stu, Yateley

    Cabbie John Sheen’s opinion of his client yesterday?
    Marie Carver, Woodford, Essex, UK

    New slogan for Toilet Duck?
    Will, London, UK

    Rover 75 is…
    Ross Billington, Derby

    A wolf in sheep’s clothing?
    Kiltie, Staffs, UK

    What do you call a labrador with a machine gun?
    Phil Colvin, Bristol

    Firm friends?
    Becky, London

    Jennifer Aniston
    Courtney Cox
    Lisa Kudrow
    Matt Le Blanc
    Matthew Perry
    David Schwimmer
    Discuss.
    Tim G, London, UK

    How would you describe an MP near to elections?
    Pauline Fearn, Herne Bay

    All wrong. The correct question was how do people see the BBC, according to a study conducted for a government review.



    TUESDAY

    Tuesday’s answer is “WHEN THEY WORK, THEY’RE BRILLIANT”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Striking colours?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Perpetual motion devices?
    John C, Oldham

    When writing a reference, how can you appear positive whilst conveying that the prospective employer should avoid the applicant like the plague?
    Kaylie

    The Charm of the Light Brigade?
    Chris Stocks, Chesham, Bucks

    It seems almost foolishly dangerous to fly nine Hawk jets in close formation at 400mph, but…
    Rob Egginton, Bristol

    Hold up stockings, strapless bras?
    Olwen , Mobberley Cheshire

    Racing tips?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    69-year-old employees?
    Lucy, Oxford

    What was Snow White’s pitch to the gangmaster?
    Jonny Billericay, Norfolk

    Computers are so FRUSTRATING! Why have they become so popular?
    Stella, Edinburgh

    There are lies, dammned lies and statistics. But, the thing about statistics are what?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    What do you think of the condoms being given to the athletes at the Olympics?
    Brenda, Lancaster

    Hops, yeast, sugar, malt, water?
    Christopher Brayley, Bromley

    “Resting” actors?
    Simon Vannerley, Tiverton, UK

    Lottery tickets. Discuss.
    Robert Henson, Petts Wood, Kent

    What do you reckon to those sketches from The Fast Show with that guy who says everything’s brilliant?
    Sam Holloway, Cambridge

    So what do you make of all those novelties then?
    Helena, Northampton

    Exaggerations…?
    Kalika, Oxford

    What about Public Inquiries, Private Inquiries, House of Commons Committees, Collective Dating man online tip, Ministerial Responsibility, an informed Cabinet, Democracy, Parliament, MPs, Intelligence, Caveats, Qualifications, Integrity (sorry got carried away there!)
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Before “I love it when a plan comes together” what did Hannibal think of the A-Team’s first, tentative, heroic efforts?
    Geoff Spick, Bournemouth

    Flux capacitors?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Smell chequers?
    Andy Parker, Groesfaen, Cymru

    So Mr Blair, what do you think of the intelligence community?
    Stephen Costigan, Merthyr Tydfil

    My LBQ submissions never get published but…
    Susan Nash, Bristol

    What do the ACME Rocket Sled, ACME 10 miles of Railroad and ACME Giant Magnet have in common?
    John C, Oldham

    What have you heard about my co-workers?
    Paul, Nottingham

    Why do they call them diamond geezers?
    John S, Maidstone

    What are plans to catch the pigeon?

    David, UK

    Holiday reps?
    Jayne Burton, Sevenoaks

    So David, how are the penalties coming along?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    What are home security lights - aka cat detectors?

    David, UK

    Ideas for cooling the Tube. Discuss.
    O.G.Nash, Doha, Qatar

    “Are the patrol car lights working, PC Jones?”
    “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,”
    “And what do you think of them?”
    Ben Moxon, Guildford

    What are teenagers doing summer holiday jobs?
    John Rogers, London

    Why should you always show your working?
    Edward Green, London

    What are planes, trains, and automobiles?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    What do you think of my new light bulb?
    Patrick Rushton, Sheffield

    All wrong. The correct question was how did Sir Trevor Macdonald describe his signature “and finally…” items.



    MONDAY

    Monday’s answer is “ONLY AS NOVELTIES”

    Entries have now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Alligators in bathtubs?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    How to enjoy crackers?
    Martin, Harlow

    Can you name one argument for keeping the House of Lords?
    Luke A, York

    Why did God create kangaroos?
    Kip, Norwich

    I don’t live in Florida, so my meat hooks are?
    Robin, Herts

    Why do men have nipples?
    Dave Williams, Prudhoe, UK

    In what capacity did the Muffins, the Waves, the News, the Bunnymen, the Attractions and the Bad Seeds exist in relation to Martha, Catrina, Huey, Echo, Elvis and Nick?
    Gerald Moynihan, London

    Should the taxpayer subsidise the Royal Family?
    Angie, UK

    Shared belly-button jewellery? No, wait…
    O. G. Nash, Doha, Qatar

    (True Story) What reason does anyone have to buy/eat/produce “dried salmon jerky” from Vancouver?
    Tim G, London, UK

    Can men wear stockings?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    I’ve come up with the idea of printing books on to fabric, and wearing them round my collar. Do you think these will sell?
    Simon, Birmingham, UK

    Manners, airs and graces in Big Brother camp?
    Tim McMahon, Pennar, Wales

    Can the weddings of Liza Minnelli only be seen as novel ties?
    Norm Brown, Branxton

    Manicures in prison?
    Will, London, UK

    Use of ASBOS on my estate?
    Vicky, York, UK

    But you voted for Labour, didn’t you?
    Kieran Boyle, Oxford

    Curiosity killed the tat ?
    Jason S, Southampton, UK

    When it comes to dating toyboys, what is the most important rule us girls need to remember? Treat them……..
    Kiltie, Staffs, UK

    To avoid disappointment, how should you view English sporting successes?
    C Falconer, London

    Use for honorary degrees?
    David, UK

    What is the purpose of the British Athletics Team going to Athens?
    Sam J, London

    Are my LBQ answers ever considered for publishing?
    Andy Brown, Cambridge

    How should unheralded Americans be allowed to win golf’s greatest prize?
    Simon, Bolton

    I’m a PG Tipster myself, so why do I stock my kitchen with African Redbush Peach, Classic India Spice and Flowery Oolong?
    Helene Parry, South Wales expat to Twickenham

    How do my children view the duster, the hoover and the lawnmower?
    Smudge, MK

    What use are Toy Boys?
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Would Harrods put genuine diamond necklaces in Christmas crackers?
    Phil Welch, London

    So, can we put gondolas in the Tube?
    Kat, Derby, UK

    Jellied heels?
    Mark Starling, London

    “That’s right, Brian, as we wait for Euro2004 to get under way, there’s no doubt that the Greek team has come to this competition….
    Hedley Russell, Morecambe

    With the success of the Twenty20, is it worth keeping playing the County Championship and National League?
    Steve Sutton, St. Albans

    How d’you like them apples?
    Charles Frean, Bedford, Massachusetts

    Why did I wear my high heels at Glastonbury?
    Janet B, Nottingham

    Getting a number-1 song at Christmas?
    David, UK

    How do drunk college students use meat hooks, considering us natives only use them for fish??
    Maureen, Florida, US

    Why does the MI5 REALLY want spies like us?
    Ainy, Baltimore, US

    What umbrellas are for in Phoenix, AZ?
    Francis, Phoenix, AZ, US

    Any reason to live in Swindon?
    Kirsty F-C, Swindon

    So many, so wrong. The correct question is by labelling their goods as what do shopkeepers in Texas get round that state’s obscenity laws forbidding the sale of marital aids.

    12.22.07

    News - The Lunchtime Bonus Question

    Posted in Dating advices, Dating tips at 7:01 pm by zaira

    The winner of this week’s Lunchtime Achievement Award and the prize keyring is Stuart Cowley, aka Stu, for his shamefully wrong question on Wednesday. Accepting his award he said: “An almost worthy replacement for my lost Blue Peter badge.”

    LBQ roll of shame

    To mark the first anniversary of the LBQ, you were invited to enter an extra contest to write a story using as many of the answers from the past year in no more than 150 words. Extra points were awarded for being convincing and incorporating references to current events.

    List of winning entries


    FRIDAY

    Friday’s answer is “A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF SCIENCE”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    An astrophysicist’s coping mechanism?
    Mark Starling, London

    If all the brainpower devoted to generating wrong answers for the LBQ was spent on useful science like the dating married man tip of dogs, how much additional science could be accomplished each Friday?
    KT, Pretoria

    Andrew Culley, from Grantham: as far as Flux Capacitors are concerned, you seem to be saying that when they work theyre brilliant, but I am going to put it to you that your observation lacks what?
    Gerald Moynihan, London

    Rik Waller BSc MSc
    Charlotte, London, UK

    How does Peter Mandelson keep bouncing back - is it black magic or …..
    Dave Williams, Prudhoe, UK

    A not so brief history of time?
    Christopher Thorpe, London

    What do tabloids omit in adult dating advices free online stories?
    Edward, Bath

    I have found that giving retractable pencils and set squares to small children merely results in damage to wallpaper and trips to the hospital. What does creating designer babies actually require?
    William Bailey, Halifax

    What’s the difference between an Honorary Doctorate and a Nobel Prize?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    What does it take to dunk the algorithmically perfect biscuit?
    Phil B-C, Maidenhead

    If ignorance is bliss, what is misery?
    (Of course, a real scientist would point out that this is flawed logic, but there you go.)
    Brian Ritchie, Oxford

    Staying “naturally beautiful and slim” takes what?
    Jac, Caerphilly

    The report into the intelligence gathering prior to the Iraq war show that the infamous dossier contained a lot of assumption and spin as opposed to what?
    James Rigby, Wickford, Essex

    Science Fiction minus Fiction equals?
    Phil, Bristol

    SCIENC ?
    John Underwood, Edinburgh

    Largin’ IT?
    John C, Oldham

    What, in simplistic terms, is the space / time continuum?
    Rob Holman, Chislehurst, Kent, England

    So apart from beards, bad fashion sense, and outdated hairstyles, what have scientists really done for us?
    Suz, Grenoble

    The difference between first world and third world?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    Boris Becker’s haircut?
    Oliver Hughes, London

    What did it take to engineer and manufacture the LBQ keyring?
    Sarah Findlay, Cape Town

    There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
    And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
    And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium…
    (and I could go on but the judges will tell me off)
    Becky, London

    Four and twenty blackboards chalked with pi?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    A hard lesson to swallow?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    What is needed to win an encyclopedia of baseball?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    The one thing we know for sure that black holes contain?
    Edward Green, London

    What do you give an airhead who’s got everything?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    What do Etonians call double physics followed by double chemistry followed by double biology ?
    Daniel Ward, Eastbourne, UK

    How an BA student perceives a BSc Degree?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    All wrong. The correct question was how did the makers of a proposed TV programme defend their show which is going to set one man’s sperm against another’s in a race for fertilisation.



    THURSDAY

    Thursday’s answer is “I AM LOOKING LIKE AN AIRHEAD”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    If space hoppers could talk?
    Lisa M, Southampton

    Bad translation of ‘that bubbly must have gone straight to my head’?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    Head Zeppelin?
    Rob Holman, Chislehurst, Kent, England

    What does a girl with a windfarm on her head say
    Jayne Suttle, Swanage

    Why am I speaking in speech bubbles
    DC, Lostwithiel

    About time - I’ve been waiting all week for the caption competition
    Sion, Fleet, UK

    Who is Bill Payer?
    PJ, S

    What’s another way of saying, “I still support the war but, knowing what I know now, would vote against it”?
    Norman Dawes, Bury St Edmunds, UK

    Martha’s worst fear?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    One downside of being in charge at Swanwick?

    Brian Ritchie, Oxford

    When there is light at the end of the tunnel (that goes from one aural canal to the other)?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    Last year my older brother told me of a band from the sixties called “Tractor”. He said that they were bigger than the Beatles and more shocking than the Sex Pistols, but, strangely he had none of their records. I asked him why? He said that he had sold them all years ago and that he was no longer a fan of theirs…that they had sold out, big time. Until quite recently I have been telling my mates at school that my brother was an “Ex-tractor Fan” as they all giggled. From where I’m standing I look like what? Yes…
    Gerald Moynihan, London
    (The LBQ editor thought he made himself clear about this line of questioning.)

    Seventy-two submissions to the LBQ, and not one published. Wait a minute, what’s that ‘Send’ button for?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    The pneu black?
    Edward, Bath

    Lucy in the sky with cubic zirconias?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    What’s an airhead?
    Jayne Burton, Sevenoaks

    Bibendum?
    Lynn, England

    New breed of superteacher fuelled by a 78 /21 Nitrogen, Oxygen mix?
    Lee Stubbington, Tonbridge, Kent

    ( :-) ?
    Nik, Cambridge

    Is East Anglia in Spain?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    And the bottom line of the eye-chart Mr President? (snigger).
    Kieran Boyle, Oxford

    Well I’ve heard about being puffy under the eyes, but this is ridiculous.
    Helena, Northampton

    Why can’t I find what I am looking for?
    Kaylie , Runcorn

    How I hide my plans for world domination?
    Sarah, Oxford

    Typical. I make one comment about women not cleaning behind the fridge enough, and what’s the result?
    Edward Green, London

    I am female, I am blonde. To the latest garage mechanic to try to rip me off, this means what?
    Catherine O, Maidenhead

    What statement follows asking who Bill Payer is?
    Marie Carver, Woodford, Essex, UK

    What did the airhead forget to say?
    Mike Scott, Great Yarmouth

    All wrong. The correct question was why does Imelda Marcos oppose a new film about her spending habits.



    WEDNESDAY

    Wednesday’s answer is “FRIENDLY BUT POWERFUL”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Agency brazilian dating advices please…
    Evan, UK/Dubai

    Sharon Watts?
    Chris Spencer, Wimbledon

    What is a half-correct description of Canada?
    Meagan Crump, Toronto

    Lime Cordial?
    Neal Berridge, Nottingham

    Why are the Red Arrows so popular?
    Dave Godfrey, Swindon

    The King of Hearts?
    Matt Price, Add dating advices link tip

    When you send your kids to weighlifting camp in the US, they come back aloof, powerful, and with an Austrian accent. When you send your kids to the same type of camp in Britain, they come back…?
    Ainy, Baltimore, US

    Vlad the Home Improver?
    Paul, Leeds

    David Banner’s personal ad?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    Atomic Kitten?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Tidal wave?
    Chris Watsom, Bristol

    Pol Pet?
    David Butcher, Kirkham

    (I apologise in advance for the sugaryness of this question) - A smile?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    An Intercontinental Holistic Missile?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    The Daleks on a bank holiday?

    KMR, Cardiff

    A Pedigree Chum?
    Chris Stocks, Chesham, Bucks

    Fortunately for you all, the voices in my head?
    Stephen Buxton, Coventry, UK

    The Incredibly Nice Hulk?
    Sarah Findlay, Cape Town

    First impressions from seeing Candace showing off her (well deserved) LBQ keyring?
    David, UK

    Bruce Forsyth’s Generator Game?
    Nick Nevin, London, UK

    How should a good deli smell?
    Rupert K, London

    A sheep in wolf’s clothing?
    Dave Godfrey, Swindon

    The Goodfather?
    Chris Ford, Bristol, UK thelbq.co.uk

    A nuclear family ?
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Blond bombshell?
    Chris Brayley, Bromley

    How would you best describe hand-reared garlic?
    Trevor, Bloomsbury

    The Charge of the Polite Brigade?
    Kip, Norwich

    Suggest two qualities that might be equally advantageous in a god or a dog?
    Ben Moxon, Guildford

    Nice Admiral?
    John, London

    The nicest way to describe my, ahem, handshake.
    Rachael, UK

    Brothers With Arms?
    Andrew Magowan, London

    Joules Holland?
    Nigel, Winchester

    Elephants on dope ?
    Phil, Nimes

    Friends in high places?
    Becky, London

    Fluffy the vampire slayer?
    Sarah, Oxford

    Ming the mirthful?
    Stu, Yateley

    Cabbie John Sheen’s opinion of his client yesterday?
    Marie Carver, Woodford, Essex, UK

    New slogan for Toilet Duck?
    Will, London, UK

    Rover 75 is…
    Ross Billington, Derby

    A wolf in sheep’s clothing?
    Kiltie, Staffs, UK

    What do you call a labrador with a machine gun?
    Phil Colvin, Bristol

    Firm friends?
    Becky, London

    Jennifer Aniston
    Courtney Cox
    Lisa Kudrow
    Matt Le Blanc
    Matthew Perry
    David Schwimmer
    Discuss.
    Tim G, London, UK

    How would you describe an MP near to elections?
    Pauline Fearn, Herne Bay

    All wrong. The correct question was how do people see the BBC, according to a study conducted for a government review.



    TUESDAY

    Tuesday’s answer is “WHEN THEY WORK, THEY’RE BRILLIANT”

    Entries are now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Striking colours?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Perpetual motion devices?
    John C, Oldham

    When writing a reference, how can you appear positive whilst conveying that the prospective employer should avoid the applicant like the plague?
    Kaylie

    The Charm of the Light Brigade?
    Chris Stocks, Chesham, Bucks

    It seems almost foolishly dangerous to fly nine Hawk jets in close formation at 400mph, but…
    Rob Egginton, Bristol

    Hold up stockings, strapless bras?
    Olwen , Mobberley Cheshire

    Racing tips?
    David Dee, Maputo Mozambique

    69-year-old employees?
    Lucy, Oxford

    What was Snow White’s pitch to the gangmaster?
    Jonny Billericay, Norfolk

    Computers are so FRUSTRATING! Why have they become so popular?
    Stella, Edinburgh

    There are lies, dammned lies and statistics. But, the thing about statistics are what?
    ChrisB, Bromley

    What do you think of the condoms being given to the athletes at the Olympics?
    Brenda, Lancaster

    Hops, yeast, sugar, malt, water?
    Christopher Brayley, Bromley

    “Resting” actors?
    Simon Vannerley, Tiverton, UK

    Lottery tickets. Discuss.
    Robert Henson, Petts Wood, Kent

    What do you reckon to those sketches from The Fast Show with that guy who says everything’s brilliant?
    Sam Holloway, Cambridge

    So what do you make of all those novelties then?
    Helena, Northampton

    Exaggerations…?
    Kalika, Oxford

    What about Public Inquiries, Private Inquiries, House of Commons Committees, Collective Responsibility, Ministerial Responsibility, an informed Cabinet, Democracy, Parliament, MPs, Intelligence, Caveats, Qualifications, Integrity (sorry got carried away there!)
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Before “I love it when a plan comes together” what did Hannibal think of the A-Team’s first, tentative, heroic efforts?
    Geoff Spick, Bournemouth

    Flux capacitors?
    Andrew Culley, Grantham

    Smell chequers?
    Andy Parker, Groesfaen, Cymru

    So Mr Blair, what do you think of the intelligence community?
    Stephen Costigan, Merthyr Tydfil

    My LBQ submissions never get published but…
    Susan Nash, Bristol

    What do the ACME Rocket Sled, ACME 10 miles of Railroad and ACME Giant Magnet have in common?
    John C, Oldham

    What have you heard about my co-workers?
    Paul, Nottingham

    Why do they call them diamond geezers?
    John S, Maidstone

    What are plans to catch the pigeon?

    David, UK

    Holiday reps?
    Jayne Burton, Sevenoaks

    So David, how are the penalties coming along?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    What are home security lights - aka cat detectors?

    David, UK

    Ideas for cooling the Tube. Discuss.
    O.G.Nash, Doha, Qatar

    “Are the patrol car lights working, PC Jones?”
    “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no,”
    “And what do you think of them?”
    Ben Moxon, Guildford

    What are teenagers doing summer holiday jobs?
    John Rogers, London

    Why should you always show your working?
    Edward Green, London

    What are planes, trains, and automobiles?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    What do you think of my new light bulb?
    Patrick Rushton, Sheffield

    All wrong. The correct question was how did Sir Trevor Macdonald describe his signature “and finally…” items.



    MONDAY

    Monday’s answer is “ONLY AS NOVELTIES”

    Entries have now closed. Wrong questions included:

    Alligators in bathtubs?
    Candace, New Jersey, US

    How to enjoy crackers?
    Martin, Harlow

    Can you name one argument for keeping the House of Lords?
    Luke A, York

    Why did God create kangaroos?
    Kip, Norwich

    I don’t live in Florida, so my meat hooks are?
    Robin, Herts

    Why do men have nipples?
    Dave Williams, Prudhoe, UK

    In what capacity did the Muffins, the Waves, the News, the Bunnymen, the Attractions and the Bad Seeds exist in relation to Martha, Catrina, Huey, Echo, Elvis and Nick?
    Gerald Moynihan, London

    Should the taxpayer subsidise the Royal Family?
    Angie, UK

    Shared belly-button jewellery? No, wait…
    O. G. Nash, Doha, Qatar

    (True Story) What reason does anyone have to buy/eat/produce “dried salmon jerky” from Vancouver?
    Tim G, London, UK

    Can men wear stockings?
    Robin Hughes, Cheadle

    I’ve come up with the idea of printing books on to fabric, and wearing them round my collar. Do you think these will sell?
    Simon, Birmingham, UK

    Manners, airs and graces in Big Brother camp?
    Tim McMahon, Pennar, Wales

    Can the weddings of Liza Minnelli only be seen as novel ties?
    Norm Brown, Branxton

    Manicures in prison?
    Will, London, UK

    Use of ASBOS on my estate?
    Vicky, York, UK

    But you voted for Labour, didn’t you?
    Kieran Boyle, Oxford

    Curiosity killed the tat ?
    Jason S, Southampton, UK

    When it comes to dating toyboys, what is the most important rule us girls need to remember? Treat them……..
    Kiltie, Staffs, UK

    To avoid disappointment, how should you view English sporting successes?
    C Falconer, London

    Use for honorary degrees?
    David, UK

    What is the purpose of the British Athletics Team going to Athens?
    Sam J, London

    Are my LBQ answers ever considered for publishing?
    Andy Brown, Cambridge

    How should unheralded Americans be allowed to win golf’s greatest prize?
    Simon, Bolton

    I’m a PG Tipster myself, so why do I stock my kitchen with African Redbush Peach, Classic India Spice and Flowery Oolong?
    Helene Parry, South Wales expat to Twickenham

    How do my children view the duster, the hoover and the lawnmower?
    Smudge, MK

    What use are Toy Boys?
    John Redmond, Godalming

    Would Harrods put genuine diamond necklaces in Christmas crackers?
    Phil Welch, London

    So, can we put gondolas in the Tube?
    Kat, Derby, UK

    Jellied heels?
    Mark Starling, London

    “That’s right, Brian, as we wait for Euro2004 to get under way, there’s no doubt that the Greek team has come to this competition….
    Hedley Russell, Morecambe

    With the success of the Twenty20, is it worth keeping playing the County Championship and National League?
    Steve Sutton, St. Albans

    How d’you like them apples?
    Charles Frean, Bedford, Massachusetts

    Why did I wear my high heels at Glastonbury?
    Janet B, Nottingham

    Getting a number-1 song at Christmas?
    David, UK

    How do drunk college students use meat hooks, considering us natives only use them for fish??
    Maureen, Florida, US

    Why does the MI5 REALLY want spies like us?
    Ainy, Baltimore, US

    What umbrellas are for in Phoenix, AZ?
    Francis, Phoenix, AZ, US

    Any reason to live in Swindon?
    Kirsty F-C, Swindon

    So many, so wrong. The correct question is by labelling their goods as what do shopkeepers in Texas get round that state’s obscenity laws forbidding the sale of marital aids.


    Source News - The Lunchtime Bonus Question article

    12.21.07

    News - The Magazine Monitor

    Posted in Dating advices, Dating tips at 5:16 pm by zaira

    Originaly from: News - The Magazine Monitor
    If the lessons of the US are anything to go by, some pretty young people will be getting nasty letters. One 12-year-old American girl was the recipient of a similar action.


    Your challenge, therefore, is to put yourself in the position of a young downloader and to construct a dating advices website reviews response to a lawyer’s letter. The dog did it. That sort of thing. Excuse yourselves away, using the form below.

    WHAT? That is so unfair cos it wasn’t me or anything and anyway it was only a joke and you carn’t prove nothing anyway.
    Lisa, Southampton

    Yeah but no’ but yeah, but no, but yeah. I never listened to ‘em. I never saw ‘em, it was me mam did it, she’s always listenin to the Darkness an stuff. She went out to get some fags a couple a months ago wiv ‘er latest old man and hasn’t come back yet. I dunno what she wants me to do with em.
    Pauline, Not a garage at all, honest.

    Dear mister lawyer

    I am very sorey but i was making a project for school about music and so its my teachers fault here is his address could you please put him in prison? thanks
    MQ, Strood, England

    Yeah? And whatcha gonna do about it? You can’t touch me, I know my rights.
    Chris King, Huntingdon

    Yeah. Right. Whatever.
    Vicky, East London

    Derrr, I wouldn’t have downloaded Britney, she’s a girl eeuugh.
    Alistair Moses, Tolworth

    Yeah, but no, but yeah, like why are you blaming me, innit!! It was dat Sharon Michaels fault, cos like she showed Darren Watson her boob and she’s a minger. Anyway, I don’t even know, cos it wasn’t me…..
    Erol Fehim, London, UK

    I wasn’t me, It was my Dad.
    Glenn J, UK

    But I though the Manic Street Preachers was an online church. Honest
    Glenn J, UK

    We are’nt supposed to download free music? I was out sick that day.
    Colm, Limerick, Ireland

    Dear Mister Lawyer
    My dad is one too. And he says its ok if